Fifty Shades Darker: Chapter Four
So after Ana and Christian have sex, he calls her a wench and asks her to go get some food. This is E. L. James’ attempt at witty banter.
During their conversation, Christian says he will buy any company Ana decides to work at, he deposits $24,000 dollars into her bank account and says that he knows everything about her. Um…Christian Grey is creepy.
So then they have sex involving ice cream and Ana has the revelation that ice cream is cold. Literal quote from the book: “Oh…it’s cold.”
Good god. Also, Ana describes Christian’s sexual teasing with the ice cream as “his cool vanilla spell.” This girl needs help.
So Ana has a nightmare, they go back to sleep and when she wakes up, Christian is still asleep. So she touches his hair and stuff. Then she’s happy that he will never know about her “secret touching.”
Shit’s gettin’ weird. Anyway, Christian realizes that the girl Ana ran into in front of her work is one of his suicidal ex-subs and that’s worrisome because blah blah blah plot point WHO CARES EVERYONE READS THIS BOOK FOR THE SEX.
Yeah, the chapter ends with the two running in to Mrs. Robinson, Christian’s former seductress and long-time confidante…DUN DUN DUN!